FUCK YOU ROB DELANEY! I’ve had enough. Rob Delaney obviously steals jokes from me. OBVIOUSLY. This is the millionth fucking time he’s obviously ripped a joke from me. First of all, he follows me on Twitter. Secondly, my jokes always seem to end up on his timeline about a day after I post them. Look you fucking piece of shit: I’m glad you have almost 400,000 followers on Twitter. That’s really awesome. I’m glad you can steal jokes like a fucking pro. But unlike you, I actually AM funny. Four hours ago, he posted THIS UPDATE on Twitter. Which is only marginally funny, compared to the original joke, which I posted YESTERDAY… more than 36 hours ago. This brings me to my larger point. One of my Facebook friends actually noticed that some jokes on my Twitter were ending up in the hands of this Rob Delaney character. Then I read his Twitter, and said to myself, “Oh shit, these look a LOT like the jokes I put up on Facebook and Twitter yesterday.” Make no mistake about it: I write jokes. I think up things to make you laugh. I have a Google Doc for all my jokes. It’s great. I can write down a joke at any time from my Android, and Tweet it or update my FB status when the joke is appropriate. Sometimes, I’ll hold a joke for six months. Then, something related to the joke will happen, and I’ll look like a genius. Moral? Fuck you Rob.

FUCK YOU ROB DELANEY!

I’ve had enough. Rob Delaney obviously steals jokes from me. OBVIOUSLY. This is the millionth fucking time he’s obviously ripped a joke from me. First of all, he follows me on Twitter. Secondly, my jokes always seem to end up on his timeline about a day after I post them.

Look you fucking piece of shit: I’m glad you have almost 400,000 followers on Twitter. That’s really awesome. I’m glad you can steal jokes like a fucking pro. But unlike you, I actually AM funny.

Four hours ago, he posted THIS UPDATE on Twitter. Which is only marginally funny, compared to the original joke, which I posted YESTERDAY… more than 36 hours ago.

This brings me to my larger point. One of my Facebook friends actually noticed that some jokes on my Twitter were ending up in the hands of this Rob Delaney character. Then I read his Twitter, and said to myself, “Oh shit, these look a LOT like the jokes I put up on Facebook and Twitter yesterday.”

Make no mistake about it: I write jokes. I think up things to make you laugh. I have a Google Doc for all my jokes. It’s great. I can write down a joke at any time from my Android, and Tweet it or update my FB status when the joke is appropriate. Sometimes, I’ll hold a joke for six months. Then, something related to the joke will happen, and I’ll look like a genius.

Moral? Fuck you Rob.