I had five seizures tonight. Ended up in the ER. FOR THE RECORD: If I’m having a seizure, do NOT pour water on me. I am not a fucking Chia pet for fuck’s sake. I will live. Probably. And if I don’t, just stay out of my internet history, because y’all probably don’t wanna see the fucked up shit I jack off to. I love you all. Mom, I’ll call you when I wake up.