Let’s all take a moment to appreciate just how much of an INSANE, RUDE, NARCISSISTIC, INCONSIDERATE, ANTENTION-SEEKING ASSHOLE that Shane Morris is.
Calling me a troll is beneath the dialogue I created. Stump thinks my insults are lazy, because I identified the “emo” and “eyeliner” parts of what he does–but I also managed to use my given platform to accurately describe why Fall Out Boy has become a punchline, rather than just using the dialogue itself as a punching bag. This isn’t a critique of Fall Out Boy, but rather a recursion. This is the infinite mirror of endless sadness, with Stump and Wentz looking right into it. To them, I’m just the guy holding the mirror and saying, “Take a look at yourselves. Pretty bleak isn’t it?” The moment of recursion is what caused them to get sensitive and touchy. Looking in the mirror isn’t pleasant if the image looking back at you repeats itself forever.
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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
“Shane, are you famous?”
Bitch I might be
Anonymous asked: about how much money do you make in a year? you're like a really popular and famous manager, right?
I make it rain on strippers. Every. Day.
Patrick Stump’s my favorite,
Patrick Stump’s the best.
When it comes to insults,
he tears you apart limb from limb in the most fantastic, intelligent way.
CAGE MATCH! CAGE MATCH!