March 2012
262 posts
Dear Verizon, Why do you insist upon marketing...
Mar 1st
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February 2012
77 posts
"I want to put my entire dick inside you" is way...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Climate Change
Her: How can you be so sure climate change is real?
Me: I breathe the air in LA.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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If you’re drunk and you know it get on Tumblr.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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ListenOliver Tank ft. Fawn Myers - Embrace Once again,...
Feb 27th
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The Oscars: Beautiful People Don't Need To Work...
Feb 27th
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Hot Jewish Chick = Jewcy
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I never thought I'd see a live abortion on TV......
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Personality Test
Her: I want to ask you some personality test questions.
Me: Okay.
Her: Would you describe yourself as good looking?
Me: No.
Her: How would you describe yourself?
Me: Extremely good looking.
Feb 26th
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Canada: America's Cover Band
Feb 25th
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Dreams
Shane: I'm a tall, pretty white boy. I'm an excellent dream-seller. Ask all the women I've talked into abortions.
B.E.: And you always have coke on you.
Feb 24th
Are black iPhones included in Black History Month?
Feb 24th
My bucket list is just a bar napkin with "See if...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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You know, you really have to hand it to short...
Feb 22nd
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Looks like Santa cockslapped you on the forehead.
Feb 22nd
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Cat Daddy is the hip hop equivalent of getting a...
Feb 22nd
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I have a lot of gay and lesbian friends. In fact,...
Feb 22nd
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“He is rigid and a homophobic, He said, ‘I want a constitutional amendment...”
– Alan Simpson on Rick Santorum
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
“This condom feels amazing!”
– No man. Ever.
Feb 22nd
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Lion Heart. LION HEART.
Will. Ashley. Shane. Dun dun dun… we pop. Lion Heart - the only studio that matters.
Feb 21st
Warpaint 2007 →
ashleyhaber: Taken at John Fruciante’s house in 2007 when Shannyn Sossamon  was playing drums. SICK.
Feb 21st
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Whenever I see the word "Catholic" in a news...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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gaypher asked: What happened to the movie?
Feb 21st
Cool.
Name drop time. You ready? This week at the studio: Juicy J, Donnis, Rusko, Cypress Hill, Ryan Ross (Panic! At The Disco), Nelson London (The Strokes), Dani Ivory (Cee Lo Green’s piano player)… It’s not just blogging anymore. It’s actually being a part of it.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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WatchWatch
“Say No To Killing” Happy President’s Day 
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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bbrittanyyxo asked: Hi old friend. I feel like I should come visit your crazy ass in LA at some point. You can show this canadian the best places to party!
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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rexysdayoff asked: IS THIS THE REAL SHANE MORRIS??!?!?!?!! Better be.
Feb 19th
dailymusicforthemasses-deactiva asked: I fucking found CaliforniaCornbread! Wait, so why the new Tumblr? I checked the first page of this one for an answer, but I'm lazy as shit so when I didn't see one I figured I'd just ask.
Feb 19th