January 2012
184 posts
“You are a SWAGALANCHE!”
– Max
December 2011
195 posts
kaitlindulaney asked: Just wanted to let you know that you were right about dub step being dead. When you used to rant about it I never really cared but now that all I see on Facebook is my annoying friends talking about how much they love it I know you were right. Also, hope your trip is going well!
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27 Days On The Fucking Road...
I’m exhausted. I need to CouchSurf. Now.
I'm in Tahoe.
With no hotel room. Lovely. Someone fucked me.
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Riverside. Then to Tahoe.
I’ll be in Tahoe shortly.
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Las Vegas, here we come.
Who else is smoking PCP right now?
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Why? Why? You asked WHY?
The answer is clear: This is all we have. One chance at life. I don’t do heaven or hell. I don’t do “God”. I just do what the fuck I want to do, pull out all the stops, and see what happens. That means I’m in Tucson, Arizona right now. In two hours, I’ll be with Max Blum in Gilbert, AZ. In the morning, we’ll be standing on the side of an Arizona freeway,...
callmeyoungsocrates asked: Hey, Shane. QUESTION. Why are you moving around so much? Like, is there a specific reason or just because you feel like it? Or maybe some super profound reason that the previous two options didn't touch on. Juuust curious.
Who do I know in Phoenix? I’ll be in Tempe in four hours. Then Phoenix.
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It's 6:30AM, and I'm in El Paso. The race is now...
Is Ron Paul Really A Muslim?
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you looking for a valid title? How about, “Obama Doesn’t Like White People”; would that work more to your liking? The trouble with the media is titles like that, and the responses they elicit.
Honestly speaking, it doesn’t matter to me that Ron Paul is a practicing Islamic adult. Of course, he’s going to face problems in red states....
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Speeding in a Rolls Royce. Drunk. San Antonio. Dare you to find me.
Cocaine and Christmas start with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.
All I want for Christmas, is nudes.
vonivag-deactivated20111228-dea asked: Hey, Shane! Do you have any top albums and songs of this year? By the way, dude, you're awesome. I've been a long time follower since your days of CaliforniaCornbread.
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120 volts to the heart.
Life lesson...
A tattoo gun with a short in the wire will fuck you up.
Electricity kicks a lot of ass.
I'm getting a new tattoo tonight.
:-)
I'm on my way to Juarez with a big time Mexican...
Dead Prez - Hip Hop (Live Block Party Edition)
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So uh...
I’m in San Antonio. I had to part ways with God. He was being… silly.
“I’m about to fart real big, so you should open up a window.”
– God (When God closes a door, he opens a window.)
"I could just be a stripper..."
Txxxxx: Shane. I need your honest opinion. Should I be a stripper?
Me: No.
Txxxxx: Wait, I thought you'd say yes. Why'd you say no?
Me: I really don't want to go through this with you.
Txxxxx: You won't hurt my feelings.
Me: You're about 40 pounds overweight and your tits are like some National Geographic shit. I mean, obscenely saggy. I wasn't even aware tits could do that. Secondly, if you're doing full nude - your vagina is pretty beat looking. It looks like someone left a can of roast beef out on a hot summer day - and it exploded, just roast beef parts everywhere.
Txxxxx: (Is Offline.)
dennlovely-deactivated20120118 asked: 18!!!!!!!!!