You want some real relationship advice? Don’t trust anyone giving it. We’re all different emotionally, physically, socially, spiritually, intellectually, etc. If you think one person has some ideas that might guide you into happiness, you probably deserve their ill-applied advice anyway.
Anonymous asked: WHO ARE THE FRXXMASONS AND/OR DO YOU KNOW PLEASE TELL
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
james-tiberius-kirk: “Shane, are you famous?” Bitch I might be
Anonymous asked: about how much money do you make in a year? you're like a really popular and famous manager, right?
Patrick Stump has the best lesbian haircut ever.
I’m not digging the end of the Griz game.
Anonymous asked: I find you unusually fascinating.
courtneylovedcobain: shane morris is going down swinging Bruh. C’mon. Pete is a FOOT shorter than me. It’s not like he could even come close to whooping me. I mean, it’s like… not even possible.
Anonymous asked: I'm not trying to be a dick I'm just genuinely curious as to why you're giving Pete shit and threatening his son...?
This shit is like Inception right now.
Oh, troll game on 100.
This is Noise.: California Cornbread →
donkeykhan: Regarded as a blasphemous, apathetic, attention whore, Shane Morris TAFKA California Cornbread is a comedian, a realist, an entrepreneur, an intellectual, an activist, an aspiring politician, and more recently: Tumblr’s Most Wanted. California Cornbread, Morris’ stomping grounds of more than…
just in case: For the people who's noticed that... →
mariaarassiee: In case you didn’t know, his blog has been suspended for “hate speech”. Anyone in their right mind would know that that everything he wrote is in fact a satire. California Cornbread, who is a “redneck, antichrist” is a fictional character. Simply put, the writer (Shane Morris) is in fact a…
Many of you will spend your whole lives behind the security of your computer...– californiacornbread (reflecting on his first 450 miles of his trans-continental tour across the United States)
One of these days, you’ll do what I’m doing… as long as it’s what is really in...– Shane Morris Just to top off my Shane Morris lovefest for the night, I found this message I got back in September of 2010 right before he left for his bike trip (AKA “The Earmilk Days”) (AKA “WHAT? SHANE HAD TUMBLR BEFORE THE SHANE-RYAN GAY FANDOM?!”). I was a junior in high school, desperate to...
Anonymous asked: what happened to your brother is he dead whats his number
Amanda Bynes has great tits. I’m not even mad about it. I’d tap that.
Never say "I love you" unless you'll mean it the...
thesunreum: frxxmasons | my greed/your bitch one of the homies (most of yall know) put this out not too long ago..but under a different moniker and didnt tell anyone….. FRXX. If ya don’t know, now ya know.